Are we putting git quotes on cars now
Next time I put up a PR and someone leaves a comment I’m going to use this bumper sticker as a response.
I will let you merge if you’re going the same speed as traffic. If you treat the on-ramp like a school zone, I don’t want you in front of me you nuisance.
People that merge going slower than traffic only to speed up AFTER they have forced traffic to either slow down or speed up to pass are monsters.
One time when I was driving to work, I was stopped waiting for a traffic light behind some other cars, and a guy in the opposite lane was waiting for a gap to turn onto a parking lot.
Traffic started moving, and I was about to go, but decided to stop and let the guy in first.
But from his perspective it looked for a second like I wasn’t stopping. And that single hand movement that went from “fuck you” finger to “thank you” wave made my day.
Go towards the end of the zipper and put your turn signal on. I’ll let you in.
Don’t: go to the end of the zipper with the turn signal on and just follow the shoulder line assuming I’ll let you in. You actually have to yield. If you use the shoulder because no one let you in right away and you couldn’t be assed to slow down even a little I’ll actively block your criminal ass.
Christ, you get it… If only 98% more of the population understood.
Passenger in a car in this situation right now
I hope y’all were able to merge
They died.
RIP TacoButtPlug, we hardly knew ye
Fuck dude, on Christmas eve, too.
I can relate. Merging with tears in your eyes is hard
IIRC, I saw this one on the Upper Left Coast last month, though it may’ve been a red hatchback. 🤷🏼♂️
I’ve never had the urge to get a bumper sticker until now.
Depends … cry in angry rage? … or cry in a crippling sense of powerlessness and hopelessness?
Depends on the day. Usually both.
If you’re an asshole who can’t get up to speed or has to be in front, lolol nah.
You’re not a donorcycle and can behave; Comon in.
Not very well thought of, you need that person to merge in first before you can see it.
For most of the world, that’s positioned on the corner of the merging vehicle closest to the merge allower (?) vehicle, so… No.
In other words, if you’re merging from behind, then you’re passing on the right and giving no signal as to your intent. Both are citable offenses and will get your insurance to side with any other drivers you end up colliding with by being a dumbass. 😘
We need that one geoguesser guy to figure out where this is
Unless that countries cars are right hand drive.
Country’s*
Yes, downvote the correct spelling. Child.
Yeah I did, because nobody likes pedants. My sentence made sense with the typo, nobody was scratching their head. But like a teachers pet with no teacher to impress you just had to correct a non problem.
ESH
Seconded.
