When my friend and I were playing Valheim, he would stay at the base to build stuff while I went out to collect stuff. I don’t think that he appreciated me referring to him as the ‘boywife’ the entire time.

you CAN say that, if your partner is cool enough with it :p

I’m surprised no one mentioned Lazlo yet.

I used to refer to one my friends as my “heterosexual life partner” when introducing him to people.

This seems like an issue the author should take up with Jason…