Yeah, but I’m fucking exhausted and tired of being disappointed.

Big mood. Just had the third person tell me, “I’m just not feeling any romantic chemistry” in as many weeks.

Wondering if it’s time to give up.

Raise your hand if you think laying off employees en-masse right before an earnings call should be a crime punishable by death:

✋

^(Only somewhat kidding.)

Seriously though, this is is even extremely misleading to shareholders. It’s blatant manipulation of the numbers, how is it not illegal?

I mean, it’s a donut shop. There’s at least three others within a couple miles.

I think they mainly stay open to serve cops, and I generally try to avoid them.

I feel like this person’s mind would be blown by a 24 hour donut shop.

There’s one a few miles down the road from me, never been in but I’m tempted every time I drive past.

I’m not gonna be the “not all men” guy because this person does have a point,

But I will say, if all you look for is negatives, that’s all you’re gonna find.

Give the haters what-for by breaking the sound barrier on re-entry and turning them into a smoking crater without any propellants or high-explosives.

To hell with the attack helicopter joke, the woke liberal agenda has people identifying as LRAAMs now.

Uh, the Wikipedia app failed to update the picture when I clicked the article link

Gotta be that demand pricing thing they said they were gonna do.

I deliberately cropped out all the branding to avoid being called a shill.

That potato gonna look like this

Better figure out how to code a QR reader in pure machine code as well.

My rule is that I only tip for table service, where it’s already factored into the servers’ wages.

I refuse to enable even more companies to shirk the responsibility of paying their employees a fair wage.

This is the only correct answer.

AWS is the Hydrox of cloud platforms.

(That’s part of the joke.)

(Unless you’re also saying that to be a contrarian, then well played.)

I guess I was remembering something someone wrote on Reddit.

House has a ton of Sherlock Holmes references throughout, it was definitely the primary inspiration. But they also make a couple references to the surgeon Joseph Bell, the original inspiration for Sherlock.

It doesn’t stay straight when it’s waving

It’s called “engagement”, sweaty, deal with it

/s