• ColorcodedResistor@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    “My mom helped me install the Bicycle Pegs, Hop on Babe. Let’s go to the pub, did you bring money, imma bout to get wasted on buy one get one Mich Ultras. If your dad gave you big bills this time then i want to get a Pabst Blue, ya hurd?”

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      1 year ago

      Meanwhile, basically every Dutch students “dates” by bike, and most of London dates via the Underground.

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        1 year ago

        oof. imagine attracting a quality mate with your inability to be independent or have ownership of anything meaningful. No wonder you all hate America. :D

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          It’s sad. that’s what it is. imagine being with 50+ other dudes on the london underground all with your ‘dates’ ,oh yeah…or the bike ride home, are they holding her hand and trying to keep balance? 👌