Wow… this map is actually true.

I can’t believe you forgot Cockburnspath

Get on board, everybody! We’re going to Loose Bottom town!

I can’t belive they didn’t include Westward Ho!, the only place name in the UK which officially includes an exclamation mark.

Eggbear.

Can’t believe you forgot the pride of Dorset: Scratchy Bottom and Shitterton.

And yes, Shitterton is over a thousand years old and has always meant something like that

For those of you who want to hear how that super long city name is pronounced. Or, you can learn how to say it from this catchy song!

Not sure if I want to live in Beer or Catbrain. Is there a Catbeer?

What? No Penistone?