The Major: “Fighting retreat at first light”
Me alone in the trench the morning after next, woken by German voices: “Oh no!”
The Major: “Fighting retreat at first light”
Me alone in the trench the morning after next, woken by German voices: “Oh no!”
Viet Cong. Bad news. Never get out of the boat.
❌ Love triangle
✅ Lust pentagram
Omnipresent super-soakers full of paint will ensure they wont.
Dont let roombas learn how to use machineguns.
Pro gamer move is to set your password as eight asterisks and a space at the end
Zeus feared that with fire, humans would become powerful enough, maybe not to rival the gods, but certainly enough to stop fearing them so much, and to stop relying on them.
Zeus believed (rightly so) that humans who could master fire would undermine his power and control over them. This would be a threat to the stability of his rule over the pantheon.
He wasn’t a loving god, and he never really approved of us to begin with. We were just playthings for the gods, created from the earth, but animated by esssences from the gods (tears, sweat, blood, I dont fully remember) and made in their likeness, with big intellects and free will, but smaller, like dolls.
Then the gods started breeding with the humans and everything went completely to shit.
Long long rule:
Youre using POV in the wrongest way to hang a lantern on it and Im here for it.
Which is worse, “Females” or “Ladies” (said with an inflection)
Any man who must say “I am the king” is no true king.
I unironically use powerpoint as an image editor, in the same way one might use photoshop, because I dont know how to use photoshop
A: A meteor shower!
“Stainless steel back” kind of implies that the rest might be made of good ol’ mild steel!
Use https://fallingfruit.org/ to get free, fresh food. Maybe once a week ill hit up the fruit trees and get a huge amount of free citrus, mangoes, almonds, loquats and fresh herbs (lemongrass, rosemary and lavendar mostly). There is also a ridiculous amount of olive trees on public land in my city, if I had the time and inclination to brine them properly I could probably make 20kg a week during the fruiting season. But I could never use or even give away that much olive.
I havent paid for limes, lemons, oranges or mandarins in years and I consume at least a couple kilos a week.
My house is base camp.
types sarcastically slowly