Mine does this a lot.

Scientists are freaking out about ocean!

The thought of home internet with a limit gives me cold sweats

No, but it’s only been a couple of months.

Plus I’m single right now, if you catch my drift.

I smoked for about 10 years and replaced that with vaping. Then I replaced vaping with chewing gum in January.

I chew 2 pieces of Extra 6-7 times a day and Blockheads multivitamin gum twice a day.

I also carry strips of foil I can spit into if I’m at my desk or not near a bin.

Same here. I have no idea what the issue is.

The pharmacist at my local Tesco once told me I was buying paramol too often. It had been at least a year since I last bought it.

This told me that:

A. They’re using facial recognition to track purchases

B. There’s either not enough info provided by it or enough training on it’s use

Hangs from a crucifix on his bun-gee

Is this Blender?

Blythe, Blythe. Beautiful Blythe.

She’ll rip your tongue out and make jewellery from your eyes

That’s all well and good, but it’s not really YOUR hand, is it now Krank Star…

We’re a gang now? Sweet! Or salty?

“It’s like that time I sat in the abandoned toy factory, contemplating my own existence for 6 straight hours.”

“If ya smeeeeeeeelllllll…”

Interesting that it’s the same girl at what appears to be slightly different ages and levels of make up.

Stanley is a UK brand that originally just made flasks. They started making cups in the same style as their flasks and for some reason they recently blew up online.

Yea, but why wouldn’t they say how much they were charged rather than the range that the photographer can charge?

Between us we’d make a beautiful woman

I’m a cishet man and already have tiddies thank you very much.

Carl Weathers. But I guess all 3 of them now.