Just like Tom Cruise’s middle tooth

Based and furpilled.

This is nuts.

That’s cool. I’m also a Mutant.

I like being spoiled.

And I baked a crusty loaf of sourdough bread this morning.

I’ve never heard a good explanation of wtf happened to Mickey Rourke.

There’s no gray area. It’s like he woke up one day and had become a troll.

“Meesa finna nutt!”

Classic age discrimination.

Make sure to find a lawyer who is 69 years old and whose license plate is LOL80085.