My ex spouse got an app that gave alerts every time there was anything going down in our neighborhood. They went from cautious to walk around at night to “omg we live in a crime riddled hellhole with people being murdered everywhere” and stopped going outside. People now have access to so much information, often explicitly designed to make you fearful, and we suck at statistics

You all save me from deciding between feeling bad about food waste or feeling bad about eating waste food. My roommate has the same opinion so they get all the ends and we both win

My marriage is up after exactly 7 years. Granted we were together for more like 11-12, but the marriage 7

Nevermind Maillard a real grilled cheese is where you get distracted and burn the hell out of one side then undercook the second side because of you keep heating it all the cheese would ooze out the sides and burn in the pan

Like a lot of people, Factorio and Satisfactory. Been also playing a bit of Binding of Isaac and DRG. Also watching a friend play Morrowind because I love that game souch

Frostpunk has such weird balance. I found it to be an extremely difficult game until a few core loops clicked. Then it was suddenly completely trivial and I lost interest

No not at all but a good one has a nice crunch to it, kinda like a water chestnut, and they can make a nice snap sound like an apple

Actually sounds like you’ve never had a fresh potato, pulled right out of the ground and eaten on the spot

Godspeed

I’m looking into doing that currently. I built a reasonable savings for myself enough I could go back to college in another country. Thinking of brushing up on learning and then to work in a new place

I’m picking up woodworking x.x

We’ve got the wonder bread sign what more could you want?

Lots of places in East Asia with those vibes

I don’t like calling people ugly but Hobo Johnson looks like a homeschooler who had his lunch money bullied from him

Looks like various places sell them, here’s an Etsy one I found: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1596896586/my-social-battery-funny-lapel-pin-hard

I usually spam the 0, *, and # keys while saying “representative” and can get through. Doesn’t always work, and sometimes it goes through a couple different robot menus, but I’d say I get to a human about 80% of the time

Holy shit where’s the zombie movie that has one of these in it that’d be so metal

Honestly even if I did I’d preserve the page as is, beautiful

Be super anxious that your spouse is going to start belittling you for not getting anything done so that the moment movement anywhere in the house happens you bolt awake and start cleaning something, get a divorce, move to a new house so all the noises are different and everything sets off the “oh fuck I need to wake up and clean” response, then carry that anxiety over to assuming your super caring new roommate is going to secretly hate you unless you’re always awake and cleaning something. Worked for me anyway I can wake up hours earlier than I used to I don’t even need an alarm