The Assman

I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.

Shrimps is bugs

Oops! All Da Bomb

I wanna see them both on hot ones

Wish you’d hurry up with it

On the outside I’m relaxed. On the inside I’m bees.

They aren’t recurring characters like the other guy said. They just reuse the same photos

We can rewind though right?

Imagine you get divorced

“Oh hey Janet”

“It’s Robert now”

Have you ever heard of China

First he wanted to kill her off, now they found electric love

I would say guacamole

What kind of weirdo says chick-uhn?

desc what!?

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Back in my day there weren’t Karens in spandex in the woods. You could actually get some privacy out there.

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Hillary won the popular vote

Moot point because winning the popular vote is just as meaningless today as it was then

For the snails: a guy in the crowd at a trump rally got struck by a bullet

Grew up surrounded by pink farmers, can confirm