Science isn’t about why, it’s about… why not!
Ooooh ok, so then his full name is Napoleon Boney Montana.
Yeah but that’s seven words.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Bullshit. Everyone knows sharks dont really exist. It’s all a ploy by IKEA to sell more plushies.
Plus many of them are so poorly maintained they likely wouldn’t launch anyway. Missiles have a lot of upkeep
They’re not even surprised, they’re just sick of this babies shit. This is the fifth time this week.
This one speaks for the needs of all mankind 🫡
Franco in Spain. Not saying that’s a good plan to go with, but it has happened.
“Relinquish your pipes please, fellas.”
It’s done. That’s it. Just the whole thing. Let’s run with it.
What do I do if I’m an a n g r y goose.
There is no greater force in the universe than the feeling of “Fuck that guy in particular”
I’m a snarky bitch so this works perfectly, LOL
The French Revolution started in 1789.