Apparently I’m behind on the latest in coffee trends

No, they figure eventually you’ll come around or be a future $ for them later.

Same here.

So they changed one line that wasn’t all that funny at all…

Gotta go hard because Minnesota is pretty much the bluest state in the nation. We never voted for Reagan.

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Same actually. Until the other weekend when I lost mine and realized how much of a pain my state makes it to get a replacement drivers license, and how I’d have to go do some re-certification for a thing I need to keep on me at all times for my job, not to mention credit cards etc… luckily I found it but I decided to throw one in there after that.

Or they probably just assume it’s a condom that’s been in there for years

I have one in my wallet. Would prefer a tag that doesn’t make it look like I’m walking around with a condom on me at all times.