The problem is Alfred Hitchcock is dead. He’s the only one that could do this justice.

Lies! That’s a Timber Wolf, you Inner Sphere scum

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Understandable if this is the version in the game Hades

OH FUCK IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US. RUN

You know what really grinds my gears? People who look down on those who choose to be an environmental storytelling toilet skeleton. There’s nothing wrong with being an environmental storytelling toilet skeleton. If your life’s calling is to be an environmental storytelling toilet skeleton, then don’t listen to the haters,. Embrace your destiny as an environmental storytelling toilet skeleton.

It’s half way there, but it’s not a biped, so it doesn’t count

Did you know Chicago has the highest murder rate in the world? Lake Michigan has <100 murders every year, but Chicago has had 100,000 so far this year, most in a single neighborhood (Ukraine)

Mainly social expectations and lack of awareness of aromanticism. I know in the US that’s common in the deep south (where I’m from), but I’m sure you’ll find it anywhere that’s socially conservative.

Feeling pressured into marriage is a common issue for aromantics dating an alloromantic, regardless of sexuality.

Yeah, it wouldn’t be gigabytes of JS, it’d be gigabytes of WASM

Why is her coat lined with a newspaper? Seems like that’d be uncomfortable

A shrimp? Am I to accept, as God’s own truth, that the sea’s very own abominable and chittering roach was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice?

It’s got a blue check, it must be real.

Exactly. It’s a slippery slope. First they force you to put “rule” in the title, then they take your children away. 50 years from now, historians will point to this post as the moment society began to unravel.

I have no idea what this is referencing, but I’ll upvote anything with Osaka in it

The devs of Real Life™ really fucked up by not having a respec mechanic. Fortunately modders should be able to fill the gap once they figure out brain-computer interfaces and genetic engineering.

All kneel before his holiness, Pope Cheezit IV

That dude: