I met a Hexbear in person once, they were DISGUSTING and VILE They smelled like beans and mushrooms and when I shook their hand they gave me a small rat and told me it was “one for the road”.

They had green skin like a goblin and had a shirt that said “Xi is my god”.

I didn’t feel safe. Be careful out there, and lock your doors too because I hear they steal your passive income.

Congratulations! You’ve just reinvented the electoral college. And that works so brilliantly… /s