BruceTwarzen

Why bother complaining somewhere else?

In like a spiritual way? Then you are not an atheist, just a hipster christian

Get an induction plate.

If that would be the case we wouldn’t be overpopulated as fuck

Bro stop spamming your reddit findings

Is the new funny thing to post screenshots from reddit?

My fiber game skyrocketed when i discovered jackfruit.

I thiught you guys are united or something. It’s in the name

Chill out, no one takes your guns

Are they available to use the language or do they learn to count to 10 and how to order cheese?

They try to hide it so well in the name.

I hope i’ll never get as far as missing a commercial

I miss loud harddrive sounds. Sometimes you thought the pc crashed, and suddenly it would rev up and you’d go:“heck yeah, tubular.”

That’s the guy who crippled him in the first place.

If you think people think about culture when they drink cheap booze, you are insane. Heroin has such a rich culture and people have done it for so long now, why isn’t everyone doing heroin?

People started to romanticise myspace as soon as it was gone

That would rock

I never belived that and i don’t know why it’s so widespread. I’m watching animes with subtitles for over 10 years, and i know like 3 words in japanese.
Hell, i can’t even distinguish japanese from korean or chinese or mandarin ir whatever. Other than: this sounds kinda japanese.
If a knock on my head or a coma somehow unlocks all my Japanese knowledge, something is very wrong how we think our brain works.

Sure, but honestly kinda funny.

Man i remember when google was the end all be all. If it’s on the internet, i could find it. I had to search for somany obscure things, like old as serial numbers on machineries, qnd would always find something at least related.
Now it feels like we’re back to yahoo search.