What the hell is a Lemmy? This is Sync.

And there are 2 of them!

But only of two of them: TGRaBGM and the 10 year anniversary tweet compilation. And if you go on the Gumroad page there’s an additional massive tweet compilation with extras for huge fans and data hoarders.

So no Casino Games.

Try books by Dril. Yes, the Twitter personality. I hear his newest book, The Get Rich and Become God Method, is his finest work so far.

It’s part of a series called the DRIL Collection, though, so it may have quite a few of his tweets. The other books in the series are just his tweets collected in a book.

I also see he has a book called How to Cheat at Casino Games by Being a Bitch, and the sample pages are quite hilarious, so that could be up your alley as well.

…only problem is they’re not available digitally, at least not on any storefront I can find.

Looks cool but I need a prescription and I need it to be full lens and full wireless. I need to be able to control the holograms without a pointer device.

I just saw someone on Reddit who claimed this profound boredom with everything was why they didn’t have ADHD. Apparently the list of symptoms they were reading did not accurately describe the depths of ADHD boredom, and they thought their boredom was a worse breed that indicated some far worse mental problem.

Had to tell 'em.

Luigi Big Naturals real?

“You’ve called Sevil Natas, home of mirrored text, how may I serve you today?”

It really is, which is why I find videos like “Kids explain color to blind people” (which is an actual video that exists btw, it’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen out of a clickbaity video trying to be smart, and one kid is even like “so you know what an apple looks like right?” or something) so dumb.

The wizard from that HP Lovecraft story be like…

My top reasons for leaving a job:

• Too little pay
• Too many responsibilities
• The possibility of career progression

The three Big Nos. My optimal work-life balance is 0.1-99.9. If they trust me to be able to do even one thing, that pay better be huge.

Don’t forget it has to be at Chili’s.

And Baba, as always, is You.

They look like those water wiggler things.

Come on, dying to know what his response was.

The online training videos at my workplace use the same artificial lady voice as the tutorial lady voice in the game Hypnospace Outlaw.

I truly hope this is real, please let it be real

“Too bad your boyfriend couldn’t come.”

Definitely joking.

Hickory smoked, it’s so crazy!

-Dr. Tran