It’s really hard to take the “law” seriously when we constantly see rich people getting away with violating it.

Wouldn’t it have been hilarious if that’s what happened after the fact?

*Bow chicka bow wow*

What is a consensual non-consent machine?

I will, thank you. Sincerely.

If I would only not just use it to log off.

Every day is jerk day for me ^because ^I ^love ^well-seasoned ^food.

Paw Paw start’d afar won thyme when ee fella sleep wit uh lit cigrette. We just shot the far.

All y’all👥 gotta chill🥶❄️out on this emoji hate😡😤 we 💑are 👾just💀having🗣️fun🍑🍆💦🤪

Yeah y’all really don’t want to end up like us. We’re not the land of the free. The streets are most definitely not paved with gold. We’re just a giant ponzi scheme.

I’m not sure where you’re coming from?

The working class and the employing class have nothing in common.

You underestimate just how propagandized we are over here. The State hardly needs to invest in propaganda when “grind/hustle” culture exists. Are you in a position where you have to choose between health or financial ruin? That’s on you for not hustling hard enough.

Isn’t that the thing Americans chop off of their babies’ penises for no reason?

One pump, one cream.

HOAs should be a thing of the past.

Not only is it boring, it’s made in the shittiest way possible. It’s the American way, after all. You want properly installed outlets? What are you, some sort of royalty or something? Properly sealed windows? Look at Mrs. Moneybags over here. The siding is falling off the house? What did you expect from a $350k home?

No intrusive thoughts just intrusive actions.

I’m sorry for what you’ve gone through. While things are getting scary, know that you’re not alone and there are many of us willing to stand up against your oppressors. We’ll make sure that bigotry becomes a thing of the past.

Racism. I’ve been called racial slurs for not just my race, but other races. I’ve been profiled by police. I’ve watched my boss not only allow racist remarks made by my coworkers for no reason (eg: working like a hard-R) but laugh along to them. People judge Tarantino’s movies for excessive use of racism but I think they’re the most honest depictions of American culture.