You can tell them you’re not wasting any of it because eventually it will be used, none of it will get spoiled and people tend to actually need that bog roll within a week or two. Also, it’s a ONE time “double” buy, because from then on you buy everything once just the same; you just make sure you don’t end up spending even MORE when you run out of the 24 roll TP bag and have to quickly buy a less eco 6-pack.

Interesting, I know this one with beer.

Buying another box, bag, etc. of soap, toilet paper, tooth paste and whatever long lasting product before it runs out. It doesn’t expire (fast), therefore I always have a second, full bag as a buffer, and as soon as I have to open the second one, I put it on the shopping list so there is always a buffer bag and I don’t get annoyed if I still forget to buy one or it’s out of stock.

It’s been years since I had to use some weird substitute for toilet paper.

What makes it easier to get a gun license if I get a drivers license afterwards?

It took me a few seconds to process why 15 meters of walking would ever not be worth it.

Looking at his current one, I think they can do 2 of them every minute.

I have to finish Attack on titan first.

Or, you know, just hardwire it instead of placing a button within the risky zone.

Even if there was a single ad that I would want to click on, ever, I would still just simply look up the site instead. The only reason I’ve clicked an ad in the past 20 years was when I did it accidentally. They know that (as in, they know that the click ratio will be low) and I’m sure their goal is just for you to see the ad.

And the sink strainer is there to save and repurpose the corn.

Just buy a new sink after you unclogged it.

And it’s all because they are germanic languages (at least old English is), and this is the same in German (vier und zwanzig).

I can also imagine this happens when you get to ten, then the algorithm sees the increment over nine, modifies the offset, and then at ten you delete one tab, but the algorithm doesn’t expect you to downgrade from double digits and keeps the offset designed for double digits.

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I bet at least one person can play her. Now we just need to find out if she’s a wind instrument or a percussion one.

The e at the end of the word makes the previous syllable longer. See saxophone/mastodon, Brightstone/Brighton, trampoline/mandolin, etc.

I BET there are a buttload of exceptions, but removing the e from the end of those words might mess with the pronunciation.

And an ‘e’. In case you meant Scheiße (shit), or maybe Schieße, as in, 'ich schieße (I shoot).

Every single time, it reminds me of this short, dumb joke:

Announcer in the supermarket: “Achtung, Achtung! A German kid went missing.”

It’s interesting, in my language we seldom use it as ‘orange’, most of the time it’s orangeyellow.

To be fair, most of the time we use the ‘other’ red for stuff that is also expressed by a different word in other languages, such as Spanish: wine (vino rojo tinto / piros vörös bor), hair (pelo rojo rubio / piros vörös haj) and maybe paint/clothes or literature. Other times it’s just the ‘default’ red (piros).