Just FYI, the striped pole attached to the hydrant is so it can be found under snow.

This is extra funny to me because I do grow leafy greens.

I also don’t think Gen Z runs around labeling everyone and everything as problematic. Sounds like something someone out of touch from Babylon Bee would come up with.

Sounds like the joke wasn’t aimed at you.

Would be better than what he’s using them for now.

The biggest shrinkflation culprit is food. People need food. Recent trends do, in fact, show that American consumers have been switching to cheaper brands and reducing consumption of some items, but boycotting is unrealistic. People need to eat and a handful of massive corporations own most brands.

If I had my little way

That is absolutely not something that most kids do.

Similar story. I think my exact words were, “If you hire him, he will railroad you.” 'Nough said.

It could be my favorite restaurant and I would stop going and start advocating against them to friends and family if they did this.

That sounds reasonable until you consider that kids starting out at their adult life very often only have friends and family who could act as a reference.

I once had a former friend (as in, we had a falling out due to him being a constant asshole) apply to the company I was working at and list me as a reference (we had also worked together for a couple of years at one point).

Oh boy, did he not get that job.

They found her noise canceling earbuds on the road next to her.

I agree it’s stupid to walk around as a pedestrian with noise canceling anything on your ears, but it’s the norm these days. Or what if she had been deaf? These people exist.

And you’re coming awfully damn close to victim-blaming.

I’m not talking about emoji. I’m talking about, well, talk. Words.

I’m the US, the first foods I was taught to make were breakfast foods. First the safe stuff like cereal, frozen hash browns, frozen Pop tarts, then (around age six) pancakes and French toast. Deviled eggs were also an early first.

That’s what it meant back in the 90s. I was initially confused when people started using the emoji to mean butt.

He “chirped” his siren when going through the intersection. That’s not the same as going lights and sirens.

Looking both ways doesn’t help when a car approaches at 74 fucking mph.

Don’t forget the Chinese trolls.

Also stress.

We should bring back pillories for people like this.