How the hell do they even hold the gun to hunt!?!

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the tumbleweeds!”

And french fries are Pommes Frites. Fried apples

Yeah, I would classify them as mean

Still prefer the convenience of my Close’N’Play

The bite is in your wallet…

Only the syntactic kind

+C+

You’re thinking of Mistress Chief

The mods need to do something about all the heresy being promulgated!

Execution perhaps?

Y-you jusht shank my-my baht…my baht-t-tl… my boat!!

Breathe in!

Twirling moustache Curses…cursed again!

It’s only an issue because the voting laws aren’t federalized. Each state has its own criteria and register.

D’oh! A deer!

Get that ANSI shiite outta here! Only the blessed original K&R is holy truth!

Just make sure it’s not an early Pentium…

Makes as much sense as hogs promoting BBQ on billboards. Or Chester Chicken (the sheriff) promoting Chester’s Fried Chicken

Scrambled egg is still fried egg

You’re the APL of their eyes