I’ve never pirated anything made by a giant mega-corporation! That would be wrong and immoral!

The two parties fight to give Saudi Arabia free money and weapons too.

Kaspersky safe kids…Good to know to never use that.

Kaspersky premium is still pretty good, not perfect, but good.

Here’s some inspiration for you.

One of my Great-grandfathers started smoking when he was 11 years old, basically smoked his entire life until one day he got a call from his wife’s doctor.

The doctor told him that his wife had asthma and can’t be around smoke anymore. So my grandfather stopped smoking cold turkey half way through a cigarette and left that half-smoked cigarette in that partially smoked pack of cigarettes on top of his dresser for the rest of his life and never smoked again.

Oh…So all those religious zealots I grew up around that said otherwise were full of shit.

No, I’m being sincere here. I hate religion.

Angels are supposed to have a lot of powers too

I agree, the wizards don’t do anything.

My computer chair doesn’t rotate or rock. It’s fame is thick solid steel. I helped make it. The seat is nice and wide too.

Name one thing the democrats did that was good for regular people. Something they actually tried to get done instead of just complaining that they don’t have the votes. Something that they actually fought for instead of caving in to the republicans after 2 seconds.

Republicans don’t actually care. Y’know why? Because many of the oligarchs are gay too.

I’ve said this many times. Republicans are bad…and democrats are just as bad, the only difference is what they pretend to care about. You might’ve seen a democrat promise good things, but not a single one of them has ever even tried to get any of those things done

“BUT WE DON’T HAVE THE VOTES YET!”

FDR didn’t have the votes either. He used his popularity to twist arms for the votes he needed. LBJ did the same thing. AOC and the squad could just as easily do that too, but they’ve wasted every opportunity they’ve had to pressure Pelosi and Schumer to do something.

Oh by the way, remember why we couldn’t have a vote on medicare for all or raising wages because the current speaker Kevin McCarthy would become speaker? And then when the democrats did nothing at all McCarthy became speaker and the people got nothing?

Did you know that a majority of republican voters want medicare for all once they understand what it is? “We need to go to the center and be against medicare for all to get votes from the other side”

You just might have night vision as good as mine.

My eye doctor examined my eyes and saw several reasons why I see very well in low amounts of light. I’m also really good at spotting small bugs and small items that everyone else seems to miss.

The eye doctor told me to never go outside in daylight without proper eye protection. Not even when the sky is overcast.

You must be buying crap. I have lots and lots of electronic devices, flashlights too and the indicator lights on the vast majority of them aren’t as bright as you’re saying.

You might have some kind of problem with your eye sight.

It’s like that with facebook’s services too.

There’s something I didn’t want to know. Most of the people I see in the nearest walmart are…interesting people. Sometimes I go in there and I make bets with the employees to see which one of the meth-head shoppers has the most teeth.

I don’t smoke anything.

Facebook sucks, don’t use any service made by them.

We already have mastodon.

You’re both terrible here.

If they don’t want to tell you just drop it. They’re an asshole for not sharing and you’re an asshole for being persistent about something that doesn’t matter

Yeah, I first heard about that new policy yesterday. It’s dumb