USB DVD drives are super cheap.

Just saying.

Too many of them weren’t joking. That was a rather popular conspiracy theory during the Obama years; that Michelle is trans (or, to hear them tell it, “really a man”) and their daughters are actors.

The one I was thinking of is, “It’s somebody’s fetish. No exceptions.”

Found a citation: https://everything2.com/title/Rule+36

Brings new meaning to the Salt-N-Pepa song.

Everyone talks about Rule 34, but nobody mentions the equally valid Rule 36.

He made The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. I will love him forever.

You should watch the movie. It’s all kinds of fun.

yoink

and salsa?

So, we eat the cops as a side dish when we eat the rich, right?

It’s the latter that really seals it, IMHO. The Cybertruck is the most purely Elon vehicle to come out of Tesla, and the first since Elon went full mask-off. Buying it, at great personal expense, and driving it around is basically saying you approve of everything he’s doing.

They spent six figures on a truck that looks like ass, drives like ass, can’t actually do truck things, falls apart in the rain and is the brainchild of the world’s biggest douchebag.

I mean, for me, it means both. I’m a big believer in FDR’s concept of four freedoms: freedom of speech, freedom of worship, freedom from want, and freedom from fear.

That. It’s funny, but I get in a lot of disagreements online, and very rarely does someone call me Hitler or a Nazi or what not.

As the saying goes, if five people call you an ass, buy a saddle.

DEVO - Be Stiff With A Boner

I probably would have gone with “Whip It With A Boner”. But hey.

Not really sure. I did a reverse image search on it, but couldn’t find results that showed someone I could credit. Mostly I turned up the comic being shared around social media (which makes sense, since that’s how I came across it).

I did find something that credits Matthew Wisner, but I couldn’t find a site for him or anything. If someone can link me to a page for his work or something, I’d love that.

EDIT: Should have looked a little longer, I suppose

Isn’t that why office chairs have wheels?

Indeed they are

IME, you don’t get any more toxic elitists in Linux communities than in any other.

The internet just kinda sucks.

Tommy and Tawny come immediately to mind.