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Did anyone mod it with a spring action?

Even /r/OnlyFans was awesome in its own way

What really grinds my gears is that metadata on pictures you have in iCloud gets stripped when downloading to Windows. I take pictures of stuff for work and label them to know what the hell I’m looking at, but the descriptions disappear on file transfer.

So I gotta either:

• Re-add in the description in the metadata

• Label something else, like a sheet of paper or something and put it in the frame

• Manually name each individual file after transfer, which is just as laborious as adding back in the metadata.

The Son of Eric must have been really good phonesmith.

Unless you renew your Premium Deluxe Air™ subscription. Oxygen As A Service.

We need an equivalent word for climate change where the line always goes up.

Gamify it. Everyone starts out with a basic setup. The organization coordinating the effort can add additional incentives. Add achievements, unlockables, larger setups, rare algaes and algae colors. Loot boxes with various supplies. Three factions that compete against each other. Leaderboards, both local and global.

It would be simultaneously competitive and cooperative towards a common goal.

“Boss, most of the bricks we have are broken in pieces. We can’t build the wall per specifications.”

“We have a deadline, get it done however possible by the end of the day today.”

Or pirate name brand cars.

You wouldn’t download a car

First you build your miners. Then your factories. Oh no, a bottleneck. Gotta optimize. Good, let’s scale production up. More building, but then another bottleneck! Optimize.

Occasionally shoot biters because ain’t nobody got time for alien bastards ruining my optimization experience.

Yup, that’s exactly what Halon does. Displaces air and the fire is put out but so are you as well.

The industry is shifting to less toxic for suppression gases like 3M™ Novec™ 1230.

Tzatsexy sauce

That’s some nice air you have in the server room.

It would be a shame if it were replaced with Halon-134…

You would think that Microsoft would have implemented better functionally by now. Yeah they had WordPad but that sucked too.

Like, c’mon, allow me to alt-highlight blocks of text already.

I can think of only a few reasons why the military would have you take training in Texas:

• Gunslingin’ with revolvers, single and akimbo

• Practicing the perfect “Yeehaw”

• Wrasslin’

• Combat maneuver training in boots with spurs

• Lasso training

I’m sure they won’t notice a few rolls of toilet paper going missing.

The best languages allow you to program not just emojis as outputs, but with emojis themselves. 🫳⌨️🖥️

The first time I heard about Brave it sounded sketchy. They replaced ads on websites with their own ads. That doesn’t seem ethical to me since they aren’t in the normal advertising chain of relationships where the website owner has an agreement with that specific advertising firm to display ads. Brave gets the revenue instead of the website owner, while the website displays content that they didn’t agree to. And the user has no say.

Very sketch.

And that they say they are sooo focused on privacy when everything that they do seems to indicate otherwise.

Now we need Bowser the Browser.