Don’t mean to be a dick but Crash Bandicoot was created and developed by Naughty Dog, a US company. It was published by Sony for the first several years, though.

Says at the bottom, 175k to the first victim to open a case, 10k to the second case and… 475k to the lawyers.

Something something jolly rancher

About 20 years ago, when I was in middle school, some high schoolers stole a game (Halo for xbox) from me while I was walking home. I had borrowed it from someone at school.

This is the correct name

I’ve had a z fold4 since release and I’m unwilling to go back to a regular phone. Also, more freedom on an android (like sideloading). I had 2 iphones before my current phone (7 plus and XS Max) and they weren’t bad phones but I really missed android.

Something, something broken arms?

You can get almost anything delivered now with uber eats, door dash, etc. Don’t most countries have this now?

Please, don’t nuke your cat.

There’s this neat thing where it shows a thumbnail from the link lol

There’s one about 45min away, just to far to justify, but maybe I’ll make it out there sometime

By charleys you mean the Philly cheesesteak place right? Love them, too bad there aren’t any near me

Some people are shit

It’s from a game on the original Xbox called Whacked! One of the first games with Xbox live support

Scrapple

Best replacement for r/amry I’ve found

A couple of things come to mind. Nothing really happened with either, but I can’t think of anything worse:

First, years ago, when I was active duty army as a 15B Aircraft Powerplant Repairer (in the guard now), I was clipping blades on the first stage of the compressor due to damage. There’s 20 blades in the first stage, and you have to clip the one opposite as well to maintain balance. Well, I counted wrong and clipped the wrong blade. The GE rep (representative from General Electric, who makes the engine) was right there and must not have been paying attention. It ended fine, though, just extra work I had to do.

Second, less years ago at my current job as a Diesel Technician, I was doing a warranty repair for a service bulletin. I was still pretty new here, and warranty jobs pay less time, but this was like the third one I had done and was making good time, so I was trying to hurry. It was cold that day, and people complain when you have the bay doors open, so I had it just open enough to raise the cab, which meant the door was almost all the way open anyway. When I had done as much as I could do with the truck in the shop, I lowered the cab so I could pull it out and use our forklift to remove the part. I had forgotten about the door and ran into it. Didn’t get in any trouble though, just had to take a drug test per policy, and the door doesn’t close right to this day.

It’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.

autistic inertia

I feel that, didn’t know there was a term for it

This guy complaining about struggling to open jars that someone closed too tightly, just be stronger, unless you’re weak or something