“we found your fingerprints on the body”
Yeah I may have reached my hand inside and felt around a little my bad
“we found your fingerprints on the body”
Yeah I may have reached my hand inside and felt around a little my bad
They tried making SpeedScript but big programming decided it was too fast for its time and shut it down
East Coast cities have people swerving into the other side of the road because they’re texting and driving, and unfortunately I don’t have a button on my car to tell them to put their phones down in English, only car!
That’s actually pretty cool, and it makes me want to form a band to make one lol
Me and my friends already have a fake band name with some fake albums under its belt, so maybe we could fake go on tour soon too
I made merch for my tiny channels but only because I really like how my profile picture looks and wanted it on a shirt for myself
Is this what narcissism is
Do you think you’ll get a real life achievement if you can collect them all?
Kidneymon is what I’m calling this concept
Hey! As a person who used to use reddit but got tired of how terrible it was then moved to the first Lemmy instance I could find, I… Agree? I’m not really sure.
Actually thanks is already plural so it would be thanks’…
I can kill a mosquito by clapping my hands
The pig would probably think I’m petting it or something
Edit: for the record I mean no ill will, I just thought it was funny to say because well, mosquitos are tiny!
What’s up Stevfen!
Don’t forget “getting 1 response to your comment”!
That’s so punkmanteau
I had a laptop a while back with a fingerprint scanner that would work for one day, then stop working completely. I reinstalled the drivers, and it would work for a day and then stop again. I eventually gave up using the fingerprint scanner until I “upgraded” the laptop to Windows 11, and it worked again. No idea if it still works, since I rarely use that laptop now
You could either have the world’s worst luck, or you are genuinely cursed
Alternatively, you keep spilling coffee on your devices and going into a blind fit of cleaning rage that blocks out the memory of the original coffee spill
Lol I misunderstood what you meant, my bad
Yeah, Windows won’t show it unless you can get a Mac font on there, I guess
I think Windows’ is just a normal letter in a specific font, if I remember correctly!
Got this post in my feed, on my android phone, and was very confused on why you would want to type a Google logo on your mac
Very quickly realized Google just made that character their logo as well lmao
I don’t think I’m human, I think
I take the soft shell burgers and pan fry them until they’re nice and crispy
I’m pretty sure you can get cell data on iPads now, it’s pretty interesting that you can’t make calls with them even when they have sim cards (or eSim)
A quick search says they can only do wifi calling by relaying your iPhone to your iPad