I should not have laughed as hard as I did at this🤣

I can 2nd this advice. Vinegar will basically get rid of any smell I’ve ran into.

Right? Either get rid of it or make the notification say “the feds are tracking you now babbyyyy😎”

Hasn’t it been known for a while that the TSA is absolutely useless in finding weapons?

From Wisconsin. Can also confirm: soda = pop and water fountain = bubbler. I remember my first trip down south. I got laughed at at a rest stop asking for pop and held that shit as a core memory for years.

Sounds like a step back in the right direction!

Nice to know when you have enough money you can just pay a fine instead of going to jail. /s

Doing my part!