Kerrangutan

The best description I’ve heard for Curiosity was “nuclear powered science-tank”, I think it’s quite fitting.

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett

All praise the goddess Anoia

What pisses me off the most about apple is their “hey look at this new feature” shtick, bitch please, we’ve had XYZ feature for years.

I’ll send you my bank details, I expect the $800 in my account by the close of business tomorrow.

I have a “Ruin their day in any possible way” policy when dealing with nazis online, in person I have a “punch them in the mouth and see what happens” policy.

I’m imagining crawling into the still warm interior of a 2 meter long croissant, it would be like an edible sleeping-bag.

Me neither, this is scandalous…

Don’t forget making USB-C the universal connection and, coming in the next few years, a law requiring user replaceable batteries in mobile devices. Stuff like this shows how much of a positive thing the EU is and amplifies my anger at Brexit on a logarithmic scale every time I read news like this and know that the UK government is going to fuck us all over good and proper.

I don’t know about the California law but GDPR has actual consequences, fines of 20 Million Euros OR 4% of the total global turnover of the previous financial year, whichever is higher.

Douglas Adams - Mostly Harmless

I’m not a programmer, but I have to say, the quality of posts here is outstanding.

Does smoking copious amounts of weed on company time count as being a Chad?

Yep, I was a mod on /r/Edinburgh and got my account suspended for (as far as I can tell) abusing nazis and proto-fascists that were causing trouble on a post on the sub.

Their application of the “Moderator Code of Conduct” is shoddy and slapdash to say the least.

I was a mod for /r/Edinburgh and after a post about people handing out anti-semitic leaflets (and the subsequent fascist-baiting and ban-hammering) I started getting reported by butthurt nazi supporters for abusing them in the thread, Modmail and DM’s, but I’m the one that got a permanent account suspension (even though according to the CoC that shouldn’t have happened), the UK mod-relations admin and other admin just ghosted me and another mod who tried to get involved and help.

To put a festering cherry on the shit-sundae, some of those pro-fascist scumbags are still active and commenting.

The Subnautica dilemma™️ "Oh no, my Cyclops is on fire, do I

• Put out the fire Or
• Do I have a mini-rave to the soundtrack while my Cyclops disintegrates around me

I love the Subnautica soundtrack that much I have it in my music library on my phone

Nintendo games - generally great.

Nintendo fans - mixed bag.

Nintendo corporate - shitebags, the lot of them.

Im one point short of 125k karma, I’m frankly stunned that my 9 years of shitposts and random sarcasm had been appreciated that much

Yeah, I wasn’t suitably caffeinated at that point