I’m the king. Of jalopies.
This is cattlelac of pun chains 😂
I don’t have to Google for you, I’m a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.
Ape together broke strong
Hold my koala, I’m going in!
Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven’t seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your “repost” comments aren’t adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It’s the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother’s house.
Downvoted.
Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.
Edit edit - fixed typo
Ninja edit - fuck spez
Young. Hanging out in my cousin’s pool during a party and a girl said I had sexy eyes. Then someone said oh yeah then lick them. She said absolutely but I was like no until drunk people started offering money.
Then she licked my eye. It was kinda hot actually. Then we made out. With mouths.
I once got paid $100 to let a girl lick my eyeball.
Worth it.
I date myself regularly. But one night stands are getting old…
Well, there’s your problem…
When I married my wife almost 15 years ago my mother-in-law gave me a shirt that said game over with a happy bride stick figure and a very sad groom figure so I took that shirt and I wrote a :-) over the guy’s :-( and I wore that shit under my tuxedo and as soon as the wedding was over I opened my jacket and walked around with that shirt proudly for the rest of the night. Yeah game over, I won.
One time one of my friends got wasted and pissed in the hole of my guitar. True story. It was leaned on the wall and he awoke in a drunken stupor and thought it was the toilet. Miraculous part was how he managed to get most of the piss directly in the hole while simultaneously being drunk enough to confuse it for a toilet.
But the points! I need to track how well my comment does…
I have given rides to 2 different people to the ER when I drove for Uber. They were having heart attacks. One guy tipped me so I guess he made it after I dropped them off. Not sure about the other.
You’ve either had too much pepperoni, or too little ice cream…
Either way, you owe us all an explanation. Or ice cream. I’ll accept ice cream.
Not a question, but I challenge you to explain yourself.
Lol, that’s what I thought it was until they corrected me on the phone. I don’t live anywhere near there but that’s how they say it to me.
Company I work for is based in Buda but everyone pronounces it “byooduh”.
rip mitch