“You know what’d really help our finances? Being sucked into a DoTerra pyramid scheme.”
“You know what’d really help our finances? Being sucked into a DoTerra pyramid scheme.”
The parks or your own home. I don’t normally go into the middle of a highway interchange for solitude.
Do you take this man to be your husband? We’ve sent a six digit code to your phone, please repeat it for yes.
No, they’re asking if you can get an erection
The contracted form of The Edward.
Elon tweets like a 14 year old trying to go hard on MySpace
That old porn site they took down
Some are also WAY dustier than others. We’ve had to swap a few times since it irritated my husband’s sinuses.
No, it’s really the only exception.
We don’t have to feed horses to cars so we can make cars. We need artists to create original works to feed AI.
You end up with a worse pizza without waiting.
Unless you’re high and eating a Totinos party pizza like a taco, then all bets are off.
Disc drive boots up
System takes flight and blasts through the ceiling.
Someone has amazing handwriting or they took the time to whip out stencils, either way I’m impressed.
We didn’t roll out of the womb with this knowledge. We just aggressively Google. I’ve reached a point where I’ve stopped helping people if they haven’t done that step first since that’s basically all I’m gonna do. Might not get them what they need every time, but it will clear up a LOT of simple issues.
Didn’t similar shit get Microsoft hit with antitrust lawsuits?
New February tradition: Cherry pie and a screening of Our American Cousin.
They outsource their conscience with predicable results.
Step 1: Coding in Assembly
Negotiation tactics don’t generally involve shooting through the hostage.
“Horny singles in your area are wet for an authoritarian hierarchy.”