Just as believable

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73 in spring, summer, and fall. 67 in the winter.

I deleted my LinkedIn account after the 2nd data breach

specifically, an HP inkjet printer

if there are religious aliens, why haven’t their alien televangelists hit us up for donations yet?

Llamageddon

we installed Duke Nukem 3D on all of the computer lab pc’s

I’ve totally got that beat

Paper mills like in Ticonderoga, NY or Rumford, ME.