ParTiCIpaTIOn mEdALS!
Meh, I’m English and believe in the unification of Ireland.
Because he fucking said so, that’s why!
Doing the jobs real Americans don’t want.
Burgers are served on a scaffold board/shovel/roof tile
Coleslaw is always referred to as house 'slaw.
Menu prices omit the $ sign/£ sign.
Eg. Triple cooked fries 4
Holy fuck, that last level! Dude, you have unlocked some deep seated trauma.
I like it…
Does the Pope shit in the woods!?!
Eat long veg, grow long dong.
Capital T.
Or OneDrive.
File > Save As > Desktop.
Doesn’t save to local Desktop, but the OneDrive desktop wherever the fuck that is.
Drinks are served in jars, and your fries, well, you get 8 fries in a rusty old can.
Dad: Hey son, next time you’re over, can you have a look at our laptop. it’s running slow for some reason.
Me: Yeh no problem. Have you installed any new programs recently?
Dad: No.
Me: Opens program files, sort by date modified… Shocked Pikachu face
Ahh, Italian football fans, famous for checks notes overt racism, and stabbing visiting fans.
The brain accessed ROM when it should’ve accessed RAM.
You’ll Never Work Again