NoIWontPickAName

Bluebell Dutch chocolate is the best thing Texas ever shared with the world

You really hate dairy huh?

I may have lost everything else, but I won on minimum wage and abortion.

I guess that will have to be my bellwether

Wait… you’re not washing your asshole are you?

You can’t be having fingers near your butt, same with wiping

Sliced bread is like a store bought tomato, once you’ve had the homegrown/baked version, you are fucked.

Man, I have worked some shitty jobs and not one of them as ever discouraged me in any way from taking my breaks.

Days off is a whole other thing though

I think i would just not apply if i felt like you do

I work 10’s and we get 2 paid 20 minute breaks that are actually usually 25-30 depending on how caught up we all are individually since they let you walk away early if you’re caught up and how long after you get up, go to the bathroom, get some coffee , put your stuff up.

They’re actually pretty chill as long as you stay caught up

We just always made a loose knot where they joined.

Keeps the cords from coming unplugged and reduces the stress on the plugs

Why do people use hand carts, rickshaws, and wagons?

Edit: cart to carts

I said nothing about qualified.

I said better suited and gave percentages of perfect for the job.

Perfect for the job included everything, social interactions, qualifications, hair style, maybe holding the door for one of the people on the panel yesterday at the doctor.

Shit man, you forgot someone else was just better suited for the job.

Even though you might be 97% perfect for the job, if they find 98% you’re done and it’s not your fault. Hell you were an excellent candidate for the job and just got unlucky enough to happen to be in the same pool as them.

Yep. :(

The million in cash inside the suitcase of the car with the locked trunk

So how does everyone know about the money?

Why does a whisk work better than a stick blender?

So what?

What’s the world bank going to do if the countries decide not to pay back the loan?

It’s just stupid for the countries to even pay it back

I think Canada would like a word

Shifty eyed monkey meme

Wasn’t this on Reddit yesterday?