OurTragicUniverse

I bought a new netbook last year to watch stuff on as my old one from like 10 years ago finally fell apart.

I fucking hate the new Windows so much and I’m not techy enough to change the operating system to something better, so I barely use it as watching stuff on my phone is easier.

These are great till you live somewhere with shitty electric. On the days when my ecig takes 6 hours to charge I can’t cook as the hot plate won’t even turn on. Fucking slumlords.

Inverted World by Christopher Priest is kinda this.

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Don’t stab the messenger, I didn’t make the rules.

Why?

Pie is quiche

If you’re also drinking water and only eating a few pickles a day for the salt and mineral content, you can water fast safely for a good while if you have enough body fat.

Folk with morbid obesity have safely water fasted up to a year.

The pickles would only be sustaining you so far as salt and minerals though, your body fat would be doing the rest to keep you alive.

It involves a lot of tall girls in thigh high socks, sometimes they wear cat ears too. And they do a lot of typing on extra clackity keyboards.

Perfect thumbnail for the title! The Onion doesn’t often make me laugh that hard but this got me.

I’ve never heard the yeast paste for protein part of this story before. Every time I’ve seen it repeated it was just salt and minerals he was supplemented.

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I did not realise sweat contained so little dna!

Sweaty hands while sorting the cotton fibres would do it.

Idk the zionism kinda ruins him for me.

Go read about how israel treats the Palestinian children it has in its prisons.

Crow are human?

I’m not offended? I’m finding this funny. Maybe you shouldn’t be so quick to project your emotions.

Also I seriously only realised when replying to your comment what the others in this thread were on about by mentioning being straight in response to my comment. Which is why I explained it as it was obviously a parsing error.

I’ve just realised you all saw the word lesbian and short circuited, deciding everything following that word was supposedly all about lesbians, and not about the dude who says he stops fucking after he cums.

Bruh. Try rereading my comment this way, it might make it easier for you to parse without your fantasy lesbians distracting you in the first sentence.

You have fingers and a mouth, you don’t need to stop fucking all night after you cum.
This is why lesbians have better sex.

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