That hole has served us greatly
Btw this is a parody account
Haha I never seen that one.
Ive seen the dog one.
Don’t ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.
And if you’re the president, forgive yourself.
Can the president declare them traitors and no longer fit for duty, thus ousting them physically?
Wait, all this time we thought “think of the children” because of security.
But they’ve been saying like “we wanna bang them”.
Without outing yourself… Can you share where?
Or even a population size.
In the big cities I’m in, they’ve become deserts.
People use Amazon instead of the mall because they can still afford the Temu-level garbage Amazon sells.
I mean a few reasons.
Peak humanity
Samsung appliances. Fridges. Washing machines.
Got them as part of the rental unit. They’re very new looking. But every month is some new mess up.
God I would replace them if I owned this place.
If you forget about Lemmy, straight to jail. No question.
When I was a kid, I used to play video games while jumping around. I’d stand in front of the TV, bounce around, play Mario, run in circles. My parents didn’t care.
At some point, society said that was weird, and I had a gaming chair?
Watching myself balloon (and already using a standing desk for work) went back to standing while playing video games. I enjoy it!
Eww gross but moving around can lead to death I watched a YouTube video on that. I’m not falling for that
Whenever I see those “All the companies that use us” banner, I shrug.
If I was a scammer, why wouldn’t I include a dozen companies?
I can’t imagine this to not be the case. Every bartender I know is tweaked out of their mind. Even the ones who see bartending as an art.
I’m not knocking their skill set. But they’ll be a rare breed if they think about bartending AND food safety at a high level enough to think about the cleanliness of ice.
Hate your kids? Send them to a Troubled Camp where they’ll kill them. Good job parents.
I volunteered at a summer camp in college and we had a $30 budget to feed 15 kids + 1.
I bought four Little Caesars $5 dollar pizzas, some dollar store big sodas, and had enough money for big bags of chips.
We made it work! 😭
Funniest Garfield comic
Yeah what are your hours and how is the health insurance and benefits?
This is how it looks like in the baby ward of the hospital. Seriously I’m a baby expert.