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It’s incredibly difficult to find anything at Target, especially gender-neutral hygiene products since they hard-segregated hygiene into men’s and women’s. Just give me regular ass bar soap.
My partner was looking for coffee and looked all over the tea section and nope, naturally coffee belongs next to the liquor and red vines.
I hate going to Target, but I still take it over Walmart. At least I don’t feel dirty shopping at Target.

Silent quit until they fire you. They won’t make you reimburse them if they fire you.

Profiting?

I’d you’re in the US you can use zip code.

That escalated quickly…

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That is not necessarily true. People can and do change. Darth Vader was not born evil, after all.

Ratatat

God forbid I Google for information about anything that may be a product for sale, because all I’ll get is shopping links. It’s super annoying.

I’d eat it.

No, plastic wrapped, because jars can be reused.

No, plastic because fuck the environment.

Hot dogs in a can? That’s disgusting. Enjoy your upvote.

May your jimmies remain unrustled.

I’m using the internet.

Depends on the chair, I suppose. It definitely worked on the chairs I had in the US Navy back in 2006.
It doesn’t matter though, you’re still farting in their chair either way.

1. Wait until you have to fart while coworker is away from desk.
2. Position sphincter directly above the tube in the office chair.
3. Lower chair as far as it will go.
4. Fart as you raise the chair as high as it will go, sucking the gassy shit particles into the tube.
5. Walk away.
6. Watch the carnage when coworker sits and lowers the chair.

Clear tape works really well, because the mouse will still work, but terribly.

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I think definite exceptions would have to be made. For instance, some operations take more than 4 hours to complete, such as getting the satellite ready for install in the launch vehicle, or the work has to be done in a tight finite timeline, such as “you have 1 week to fully test, prep for launch, and install the satellite in the launch vehicle.” Of course, these are edge cases.

With my personality, I feel like my work ethic would suffer since I’d spend so much more time at home than at work and I wouldn’t want to do shit when I am actually there. I also think my skills would degrade, and I’d spend a lot of time trying to remember where I left off and what I was doing. Perhaps it’s just my career, and other careers/jobs wouldn’t have my issues.

I pride myself and my high work ethic, quality products, and kick-ass attitude, but I also need structure, routine, and discipline to function as an adult. When left to my own devices for too long, it all falls apart. Again, perhaps that’s just me.

I won’t turn down a bigger sack of money though. I do like money.