Even as an only child, I’ve never understood the fascination with sibling incest. I’m pretty sure everyone with siblings I’ve ever known would have been more likely to kill them than screw them.

An old joke

Question: What does a lesbian bring on a second date?

Answer: A U-Haul.

It is considered a staple of lesbian humor.[5] It is often attributed to comic Lea DeLaria,[6][7] who claimed in her 1997 comedy album, Box Lunch, that she had written it in 1989 — in the album, she gets the audience to yell back the punchline, showing it was already well-known at the time of recording.[8]

As there are numerous U-Hauls involved here, clearly it’s a polycule

I remember when I was a young lad seeing a magazine about some drama or another involving a ‘love triangle’, and, confused, asking my mother if one of the members of the triangle was gay, since I couldn’t conceive how a love triangle could work otherwise.

There’s a scalie somewhere who is very happy right now, probably

Not ace, am millennial, I also think there are too many sex scenes in movies. The kids are right.

They’re smarter than we were at their age.

Skibidi is the only one I hate, personally.

But my 20s are my most handsome years and now they’re over! In a paltry ten years I’ll have some gray hairs and creases! 😭

I’m going to hold my nose and vote for Kamala but I won’t shame people who can’t bring themselves to do it.

It must be nice, being privileged enough to see who wins this election as a fashion choice instead of something that will affect your life.

Because it’s an election with consequences, not an online fandom.

Not to most of these people pushing third-parties.

No, no, THIS time protest-voting to allow fascism will work to usher in a real left-wing movement in this country, promise! /s

Doggo look like shrimp

Spite has kept me alive more than once.

It’s not good, but one takes what one can get in those moments.

like yeah I know but not too my professor, amirite?

Unless…? 👉👈🥺

Quit speaking, you!

Come to think of it, it’s a bit odd that she drank so many Pepsis yet remained so incredibly thirsty.

Say to yourself in the early morning: I shall meet today ungrateful, violent, treacherous, envious, uncharitable men.

Aurelius must have had a meeting with Trump.

Ah, experiencing man-flu is now a universal experience between cis and trans men. Come, brothers, let us be miserable together

No, no, I enjoy discussing such things!

Marcus Aurelius’s Meditations were not released during his lifetime - they were his, well, private meditations. It wasn’t a call for the citizens of the Empire to be obedient - there is a fascinating tradition of Emperors doing that, but it uses very different phrasing and is typically divorced from the Greek philosophical tradition that Aurelius drew upon when writing the Meditations. You find many other Emperors exhorting the citizenry to be dutiful and loyal to the Roman state, but Aurelius and Julian the Apostate are the only ones with serious philosophical inclinations that they express in their writings. I don’t think it’s too bizarre to think that, out of some 500 years of rulers, two were genuinely interested in and proficient with philosophy.

I should be rulecified for such an oversight