I agree.
I’m pretty forgetful so I sometimes forget to flush and I’ll walk into the bathroom and find my wife taking my shit and putting it in her ass so she feels closer to me.
Hottest shit ever.
Yes, that’s exactly what it means.
If you’re going to be eighteen during the person you vote for’s term you should be able to vote.
The Marxist-Lennonists are always sabotaging the attempts at pure capitalism so this meme is kind of hypocritical.
Two tips, one meme.
I just don’t want to get bitch-slapped.
Will Smith famously limits his swearing and doesn’t swear while rapping and next thing you know he’s bitch-slapping Chris Rock.
See, @setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world?
In the comment I’m replying to, the fuck is a filler because it could easily just say ‘Yeah dude’ but the tone would be different.
What word in that comment is a filler word?
That looks like my room.
I’m a fan of the runny shitposts myself.
Succulent and straight to the point.
5/7
Don’t do his vegetarian wife like that, bro.
I thought you cared.
Oh I was hoping he’d slip me little Jesus if you know what I mean.
Jesus comes twice.
Geez the text isn’t centered or even fitting on the paper.
You don’t give a shit at all about me, do you?
Slightly less then two thirds.
Oh you want to fight too?
Come at me bro.