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  • ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.mlBabe, pls pick up
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    1 year ago

    My fucking life with my wife and son. I honestly hope I get into a car accident with the steering column impaled in my chest so I can call them with my dying breaths to say I love them, only to have them not pick up because their ring is on mute. Then I’d come back as a total DICK of a ghost saying ‘See? I told you to turn your ring volume up!’






  • ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.eetoToday I Learned@lemmy.world*Permanently Deleted*
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    1 year ago

    “But, m’Lord, we can TAX it and make a ton of money!”

    James I: “Oh, carry on then.”

    Same here in the US by a huge margin. I was a smoker once, and what finally got me to quit was imagining the politicians I hated most making money off of me. Tobacco is a government-funded addictive substance that is being pushed by us around the world for profit.