Jokes on you. I used a carrier pigeon to upvote the post.

True. I ate another human last Thursday. Grilled that fucker with lemongrass, paprika, and a bit of cayenne. chefs kiss

When I find time to properly jerk it, that is when my child or wife aren’t home, it turns into an hours long edging session. I watch all the porn. Sometimes on several devices at once. I only get to do it occasionally, so why not go all out?