Oh I’m sorry, did you want a ride or something? The next bus isn’t for another 15 minutes.

Europeans: Americans are so obsessed with race

Also Europeans:

female

Lmao including the nonprofit CPB on a media conglomerate list alongside Comcast and Disney 🤡

I have literally never experienced this.

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That’s probably overshooting a bit. Mr. Beast viewers likely don’t have nearly the aggregate spending power of the average Superbowl viewer. Dude is absolutely making bank but there’s no way he’s clearing $100M/yr.

Look it rhymes ok

Right, there is no lazy replacement for good opsec. If you are facing a state actor then you need to assume your device storage can be accessed.

Nobody who bike commutes is fat.

I don’t really read that as condoning slavery, as much as acknowledging that slaves fought and died in the war?

No, she doesn’t think fans will kill her, just make her poop funny. Don’t be ridiculous.

Have you tried just not having a headache?

This is my wife. She was raised to believe that all suffering is the body fixing itself and has, on more than one occasion, spent two days in bed with back spasms intead of taking the muscle relaxer the doctor gave her.

She also believes that fans make you sick. But like, not the fan in the basement which blows the AC through all the vents. That’s not a fan, it’s a magic wind box. I am assured that this is sound science, just not among western scientists who are in the pocket of big ceiling fan.

Oh well in that case it’s completely ok!

How’s that boot taste?

Perhaps there are some false claims, but this isn’t one of them. This is their proxy for making being openly gay illegal again because they consider any queer representation to be pornographic.

This broke just from me looking at it.

Nah man there are certain things you don’t fuck with. For all we know they did give him a talking to and his response to that is what got him fired.

I fucking hate this meta but we literally are at the point where Joe Biden should seriously consider faking his own death.

Born to die

And you get

To sit and watch your TV set.