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don’t let your dreams be dreams - shia labeouf

i need a wingman to toss me a ball the next time i’m in the club

a day of house chores is the perfect excuse to brew and absorb absurd amounts of coffee

use the biggest one you have. fill it up to the top then throw that shit away.

my favorite porno is where your mom makes music while simultaneously performing a magic trick

yeah cow teats doesn’t sound so bad. it does sound funny though.

they definitely threw a curve ball with scream. but then, why is it a curve ball? why not a free throw instead?

Your honor, the prosecution is sullying the defendant’s reputation

this just exposes that all those horror flicks were conservative propaganda. why else were all the teenagers engaged in premarital sex murdered first?

i used egg, but not quinoa or bread crumbs 🤔

also true, we know who you are and everything you do online because we host your VPN.

you’re not allowed to borrow our ketchup anymore. or any other sauce

chicken beak, pigs tail, and cow nipple.

so many player haters 😔

so that’s where all jan-sixers went

at least understand humor if you’re gonna waste your time making memes

used long grain rice and canned tuna to make a patty. it was only done once but i’ve been meaning to do it again. cooking tuna is problematic

they would have gotten an abortion but

where da bois?!

gen4 and the rest of them are lame. i drew pokemon. i owned the action figures, the cards, the magazines, the cheap fast food crap, the films, and the blow up dolls!