Okay Wile E. Coyote.

a nerf gun that fires foam darts. the price is prohibitive enough that no kid is going to feasibly be carting this around under normal circumstances.

are you meme’ing or did you forget how to spell petri

The customer is always right in matters of taste. He wants an ugly ring? Jeweler should try and steer him away… but if homey is dead set, get paid in advance and make sure they sign off on the design.

I hope in the show he has a massive hog as a nod to the small penis rule.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_penis_rule

I cast gun, prepare to meet god

Could be either

1. She got her bag and now she can let her freak flag fly.
2. Rich people boredom turning her weird. She wasn’t an outspoken transphobe when she was on welfare writing the rough draft of HP1 after all. Kinda ties to one but also notably different.

We need to get rich people back to the good old days where they’d build parks and libraries or have pet artists they’d pay to run wild.

my issue with firefox atm is that both twitter extensions I use have been hobbled/removed by it for what looks to me to be spurious reasons.

https://github.com/kheina-com/Blue-Blocker/discussions/294

https://github.com/dimdenGD/OldTwitter/discussions/752

inb4 “lol @ using twitter in 2024” I just steal memes from it, and mastodon/bluesky simply aren’t up to speed yet.

Weighing options though I’ll go with Firefox and shitty twitter experience rather then Chrome and the ads everywhere experience. Not really a contest there. Just idle complaints.

https://youtube.com/@lukehumphris - does nice lil animated shorts

https://youtube.com/@darksimpsons - Uses recut Simpsons footage to make dark edits

imagine someone being so self centered that they think everyone has seen every meme theyve seen.

They’ll make lovely couples with the girls named Khaleesi

“Can I invest in crypto”

“I already said no throwing it away”

I’ve started to see birther rumblings though idk if that one will get traction

Trump is now the oldest presidential nominee in history. She’s about 20 years younger then him. She’s unburdened by all of Biden’s failures, and can claim all his successes. Also not being catholic she doesn’t have to be weird about abortion and can be pro choice, which post-Roe is a HUGE deal for about 50% of the population. Trumpworld’s best hit against her is her laugh, which is absolutely not doing numbers because… c’mon.

So yeah she’s got a decent chance, but obviously anything can happen.

That was implied by what I was saying, yes.

Already kinda shooting for the stars hoping for Joe to dip, why not aim for a particular one as well?

Oddfuture Wolfgang Kill Them All

ahh yes crypto, where every single transaction is kept on a permanent ledger, truly a bastion of privacy unlike this dollar bill that may or may not have been used to snort cocaine or put in a strippers thong.

There’s also Dr. Gotham, who was a evil sorcerer buried under Gotham for centuries whos evil also apparently poisoned a fair bit of the area.

There’s also anywhere between 1 to 3 (Possibly more) Lazarus pits under Gotham, and arguably the chemicals from them have been leeching into the water supply. What do the Lazarus pit chemicals do? Make you resilient to damage and also crazy. What do a significant amount of Bat villains have in common? Injuries/mutations that would kill a normal person, and being off kilter.

Then we have the Asylum which is possibly haunted and has held a portal to Hell at least at one point.

Lots of stuff going on in Gotham.