Came here to say the Nutmeg Tavern is the coziest place on the Internet, bar none ☕️

As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

Is she, you know, a Celeste, SpR any %, PB 42:56 ?

(Don’t @ me I’ve never played a vibyo gam)

Life’s wild, my friend

[ Children’s screams have been removed ]

Haha I love fixing things no not that one

It’s always been MSG! Adds a little extra to everything!

My-My neck is freakishly large-

Alex Jones ate all my health upgrades and his neck grew three inches wider

Upvoted but (kindly) the exact opposite; I will always thank an automated voice.

I hope they remember me fondly in the Robot Wars….

Hey buddy I’m trans and you can’t stop me :) have a lovely day!

What’s in your pants?

A net for lizards.