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[wanders away singing] ♫_A place where nobody dared to go,
The love that we came to know,
They call it…_♫

You’re only saying that because you’re mad I won’t do that kinky stuff with you.

Not only is the plastic gross, but the artificial sweeteners are nasty.
Some of us don’t taste sweetness, we taste the chemical.
Gum stopped being fun.

Kool meme!

Voting for a 3rd party, no matter what it’s called is a vote that helps the GOP win.
GOP=Fascism
If you HATE your freedoms, you should vote 3rd party/GOP.

Then you’re doing it wrong Richard. Grab some grease and go to town. :)

Have a wank, take a nap. You’ll feel better.

Just an FYI. I saw a program that had some of the big paint companies on it and I learned that, they all agreed to never reuse a paint color name, or each others names.
Apparently there is a master database that contains all the names. And that is why paint color names are so utterly weird.

Wash your dick first.

My next room will be in Suffer, Snowbonk, Stanky Bean and Testing!!! What a sexy room this will be.
Turdly tracks.
And I am so proud to see a color with my drag name on it, Clardic Fug!

You get to be king for 3 minutes and then it’s someone else’s turn.

They are the opposite of memory foam. Your head does not sweat, or sink into the latex. You actually sleep “on” the pillow not “in” like MF. You also sleep at a controlled temperature so it’s quite comfortable.
I have a Dunlop one and I love it. I hear Talalay is softer but I have never tried one, also more expensive.
You cannot wash these pillows, so use a good protector on it. And never leave it in the sun. Heat is the enemy of latex.

Are you in Germany? I don’t know any country where square bed pillows are sold except DE.

Me: “Do you carry panties?”
Shopkeeper: “They are on the bulletin board in the entrance.”
Me: ???

If you have an actual Radio, find an AM station that is just static. This works quite well.

Wetlandia. Famous for it’s seafood.

Dood! Your MAGA is showing.

[this post was created by ANTIFA]

Rude! That’s not a ‘filing cabinet’, it’s a chest of drawers.
And who is wearing my ball gown again?
ERIC! Take that gown off now you little bitch!
[walks off in a huff]

I highly recommend Kubuntu. I don’t use any snaps though. And I always install the LTS version. Been using it for over a dozen years.

In the oven, really hot and it blew open and “baked” all over the inside. Hell to clean up. I was sure I poked it, but… couldn’t remember.
Now I go all serial killer on them before baking.