Car seat, suit lapel… you know stuff you lean on.

No no they meant programmers working for free…

Here inhale this airway relaxing incense and take this baby aspirin to free up your blood vessels. How do you like that scum?

Another coma, another stain.

Both alternating

There is no need to be productive to be happy, that’s internalized exploitation. Real addiction has a pathological meaning and always requires professional support. This sounds like ADHD dopamine hunting and impulsive hyper focusing. I’m not an armchair therapist, I’m not even a lawn chair therapist.

We will get public transportation from one million people city to the next in billionaire tubes. And exploited drive-app drivers will drive people around inside them, because public transportation isn’t flashy or profitable enough without the vacuum and the time savings.

We will get air purifying headphones with a hardware subscription instead.

Neat an excuse to change nothing in a fuck cars space…

Cartoons have missing features, so it leaves room for your own interpretation of it. Isn’t it wonderful?

This feels like rejection. I will now break down and never recover.

The reverse otaku

Want some spaghetti boy? Its actually just one really long spaghetti, we call it proceduroni solo.

What if my cat peed on it.

Sincere is the best I can do, take it or leave it.

Even if it was free and ad-free I wouldn’t want it.

“Mom this browser doesn’t recorded a history to protect me from companies tracking me online.”

AdGuard Pro on iOS is decent, but no where nearly as good as uBlock.

Nice timing, since the first remotely substantial upgraded iPhone in the past years just released. Probably just a coincidence.

Hasn’t it been years since they figured out more lanes make it worse, not better? Well at least some profits were made…