You fight like a dairy farmer.

Happy birthday and get well soon. Your Photoshop is spot on and the American healthcare system is a joke. All the best from evil socialist Europe. 🖖

Looks like rain

Hello there!

There’s a sign on the wall of my favourite pub in Belfast, Northern Ireland. It reads:

No topless bathing. Ulster has suffered enough.

Feel free to image search “sunflower pub belfast”.

Space mining.

Thanks, I hate this.

Thank you. I really needed those laughs.

Enjoy! And please let me know how you liked it. :)

Traditional Italian broccoli pasta. Sure, each region claims theirs to be the best one. Personally, I stick with the Palermo version of “Broccoli Arriminati”.

Exactly, chop the whole damn thing for neat broccoli pasta!

That’s called the Theresa May move aka brexiting. Just go, will ya?

Ireland. He’s from Dublin.

That lad is a national treasure.

They can go jump in a lake.

As long as I stand close enough to a group of rugged townsfolk with no shoes whatsoever, the guards will never be able to spot my top notch armor, bright cloak or shiny weapons.

Ah, yes. The great flamingo plague of 1971.

Oh heck yes. Bring back the moth memes!

Black desert bike alarm.

Meatgrinder ahoi!