Are the Kennedys all right?
I’d make a joke about where John Kennedy could hide, but
Are the Kennedys all right?
I’d make a joke about where John Kennedy could hide, but
Kirby games often have a really fucked up final boss encounter.
Decades worth of Thanksgiving dinner conversations, summarized.
“the way we were before the onset of COVID.”
Covid never fucking left so hooray for disease factories!
Most memorable performance, easily.
If you want to feel bad and hate cars even more than you did before, look up aerial views of “SeaWorld” and see how much space the actual sea life has there versus the parking space all around them.
After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016
That’s too close to a “it’s just human nature” asspull too often used to justify capitalistic skullduggery.
dae die a hero or live long enough to become the villain wow this cryptofascist auteur has such epic wisdom let’s go punch poor people
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
I am going to get downvoted for this, but (community popular opinion)
Credulous bazingas are more likely to extend compassion and empathy to a propability-driven recitation machine than they are to a living beings that visibly and obviously experience pain and distress.
Similar chud particle exposure is why the UAE has granted more legal protections to a gimmicky Mechanical Turk in the shape of a woman than to living human women living in the UAE. https://www.khaleejtimes.com/uae/uae-5-times-when-sophia-the-humanoid-was-spotted-out-and-about-in-the-country
The least believable part about this is boomers leaving behind money at all. If they’re anything like the boomers I’m biologically related to, they brag about intending to “live it up” and “leave nothing behind but a beautiful corpse.”
The Wizards of the Lost Kingdom movies are a fine slice of the fantasy side of cheese, as is the delightfully named Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell.
I also recommend, for those that like spy/heist/Italian weirdness, to try Diabolik, and Operation Double-Double-07.
Hard mode might be “Agent From H.A.R.M.” because there’s long stretches of very little happening, but what happens can be downright hilarious.
Space Mutiny is easily the best “introduction” episode to the show for newcomers and it remains a classic that shows what MST3K is all about.
I do want to give honorable mention to Star Crash, a Jonah-era Italian attempt to do Star Wars featuring a surprisingly famous actor playing the space emperor, a cowboy drawling bounty hunter robot, and a lady wearing transparent plastic that grits her teeth a lot. It’s a good time too.
sir, another sale has hit the Wal-Mart
But who will innovate fantastical escape plans to already-dead planets if there were no more billionaires?