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  • Where should Israel go back to then?

    Israel doesn’t have to go anywhere. No more than South Africa went somewhere after Apartheid ended in that state. Or Cuba vanished after the Batista government collapsed. Or Germany vanished after '45.

    But the war criminals leading the current genocidal policy towards the people in their care. They need the same treatment as Milosoviec, Omar al-Bashir, and Saddam Hussein.

    Drag Netanyahu to the Hague and prosecute him for crimes against humanity. Dismiss the current illegal and unconstitutional Kinesset and hold new free and fair elections in Israel. Provide reparations for the displaced Gaza and West Bank citizens, and launch a Truth and Reconciliation Committee to recover damages for the crimes committed against them.

    That is the only moral path forward for Israel.



  • Bombing a police station because there’s a chance one of the cops might try to arrest me.

    Bombing the court house so there’s no place for my trial.

    Bombing the mayor’s Special Committee On Investigating City Bombings to cover my trail.

    Bombing the local field office of the newspaper that’s writing a report on all these bombings.

    More people are saying I’m the bad guy, but this is just adding the number of people I have to add to my list of future bomb targets.


  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlBeware of security risks!
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    Once again, it needs to be noted that this entire operation was designed to assassinate one guy. The part of the pager shipment was an order made by the Iranian consulate in Lebanon.

    Since the Israelis didn’t know which pager was going to the ambassador, they just rigged them all to explode. Then everyone who got caught in the crossfire was labeled “Hezbollah” after the fact.


  • even though they’re (trying to) occupy the exact same plot of land

    Explaining to my Cherokee friends that, really, you’re no better than the European settlers who displaced you because you both wanted to live in Florida. Suddenly, they’re not my friends anymore. Can’t believe they were anti-white racists the whole time.










  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneTriangle rule
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    Accute Love Triangle: Two people who are boning, but they wistfully pine for a third person from afar.

    Obtuse Love Triangle: Two people pinning for the same third, when they’d be better off hooking up with each other.

    Equilateral Love Triangle: When there is no age-gap discourse in the polycule.

    Right Love Triangle: When the odd-couple finds the perfect person to square them off.

    Stereographically Projected Love Triangle: A romantic Isekai






  • glances at the current state of the UK Labour party

    It’s been known to work for a bit, but its also been known to collapse right back into the old two-party dichotomy. I think the hysteria around third parties baked into every election since the Bush Era SCOTUS-powered election theft in Florida is overblown, particularly when so much of the electorate lives in one-party dominant states. But I’ve also noticed successful outsider parties - the German Greens, France’s En March, the UK Liberal Dems - seem to embrace Corporationism as quickly as any of their German Christian Democrat / French Socialist / UK Tory peers.

    And then there’s always this specter of fascism floating on the edge of the political establishment. Your Alternative for Germany, your National Front, and your UKIP create this existential crisis for liberal voters, such that they’re persistently terrorized into voting the “safe” centrist candidates in while ostracizing any candidate actually running on the things they say they want.

    The Ruling Elite have the effective roadmap to keep the proles in line. Continuously finance a paper tiger on the right-flank of the election cycle. Make immigration a boogeyman issue that mobilizes the reactionaries within the state to turn out in droves. Then dangle a weak liberal as a release valve - a Starmer or Biden or Macron or Olaf Schultz - that nobody particularly likes, but the liberal-leaning base are told is “electable” because they can win the support of the conservative national media.

    People are bombarded with this false choice - weak liberal or strongman conservative - decade after decade, all the way around the edge of the Atlantic, until the institutions these weak liberals are supposed to support are falling apart and the strongman conservatives can easily take over.

    Its a doomed system.