But however will the poor shareholders get their value this quarter?

Someone think of the shareholders!

• Parasite Eve
• Prototype 1
• Legend of Dragoon
• NFL Blitz (just a modern upgrade, keep the arcade feel)
• Smash TV

We’re actually getting a Star Ocean 2 remaster in November, so I can cross that off the list.

The port of FF4 on the GBA was really good.

Original Gameboy, though, I played a LOT of the Tomogotchi game. I don’t know why, but I loved that janky garbage pile of a game.

Wario Land 2 was a constant as well.

I still make the argument that Sonic 2 was the best out of the trilogy in terms of gameplay and music.

While 3 was great, I think it suffered from the level design being a bit wonky on some areas (looking at you, Marble Garden Zone).

A sudden implosion is the best-case scenario, given how else it could have gone.

I used to eat onion and mustard sandwiches years ago. They’re not bad, actually.

Or that he liked Nickelback?

I’ll see past many things, but Nickelback?

Not even once.

Considering I deal with people who blast their music from their phone speakers without headphones, I do not want to know what over-bassed track they’re listening to.

Soon the only available free option will be 32kbps, 16kHz, mono, and it’s just a sound byte shaming you for not paying them.

Me and some friends jumped into the new season of Fortnite zero build. Not too bad, even though I have the reflexes of a sloth.

Been playing more Space Haven since they put out a big update last week. I do enjoy the game, but the gameplay loop leaves a bit to be desired.

I restarted my Sims 4 playthrough, forgot who these other Sims are, and just started fresh with my own sim.

Otherwise, standard mahjong games.

I just fired up a GD game with a friend last weekend. I forgot how to play since it’s been so long.

Necro/Occultist all day long. BoneZone and the boys causing havoc all around.

Will also tack on Boneraiser Minions to that list. It’s a great survivors-like but your minions deal damage instead of the player. Great art and music.

Yakuza 0 really is the king of sidequests, imo.

Need to rush to the bridge and stop someone getting shaken down?

Sure, but mahjong and crane games first.

I love me some cities skylines. Even if it’s just me making the worst-designed cities and getting mad about traffic.

…my bones hurt, now.

Standard business practice.

• Get it out there, tout it as the new biggest thing. Most people won’t know it’s not busted.
• Improve said item once the company behind it actually figures out what they’re doing.
• Say it’s better, when it’s basically the original thing you promised.
• ???
• Profit.

As you can see, Twitter is now firmly in Act II: ‘Finding Out’

He’s gonna need 15x the lifespan for it to be released.

I’ve been playing some Fortnite with friends. It’s mainly us getting trashed and messing with people.

I found taking it much less seriously increases the fun, but that’s just me. Apex is another animal in regards to play style. I can’t play it.

Nier Automata and FFXIV immediately spring to mind