What about people that actually want their stuff to work?

Dogs, rescues are just as doglike and mostly free compared to the Hapsburg simulator known as breeding

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Blue’s Clues. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Blue’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Blue’s Clues truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Blue’s existential catchphrase “a clue a clue,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Traci Paige Johnson’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Blue’s Clues tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

My local, next to the dive bar, knows my “not on the menu” order and added it to the cheat sheet near the register. Even with chains and shit, if you’re a recognized regular you’ll get a better experience.Such as the mango hab sauce as base. It’s amazing.

Good for cat, bad for tourists. They have to settle for the architecture /s

It speaks well of that towns people that a homeless cat was eating that well.

That’s good to hear!

The tourists may need to cut back on the treats

What holiday do Americans celebrate that might have something to do with making Italian-Americans upset?

I’ll give you a hint, he said this in a letter: “They do not bear arms, and do not know them. They have no iron. Their spears are made of cane. They would make fine slaves. With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want.”

Hell yeah

Hell yeah! It has… hasn’t it?

The faux tacticool spec ops grittiness of the first one was mind blowing to a kid just starting to get bored of Han Solo books (the successor to the Luke’s waifu wars between authors while occasionally having an adventure phase).

Crystal star was some wild shit wasn’t it?

culinary secrets

A crybaby yelling at people and offering galaxy brain advice like “limit the size of your menu, it keeps consistency up” and “clean daily”?

dental technology

You’ve seen those haggard chompers, it’s a miracle they don’t fall out or bite themselves comically whilst speaking. Imagine what people who gave a shit could do with that dental necromancy

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You should read Alberto Grandi. Broaden those horizons, just like the new world did for Italian food.

I enjoy seeing how many people had an opinion and lacked the words to express it. Cowards, I’ll suck you all off at the same time. Momma didn’t raise no coward and those massive American pizzas trained me for oral stretching.

GOOD COMMENT, I’m stealing that for that when I repost this on genocide day to trigger people from New Jersey.

Pizza as a dish is an American dish at its core. Land and credit for Pizza back.

Deep dish is still better than anything Italy ever made, look at the amount of tomato in there. The defining ingredient.

I am yet to find one that for anything I actually use.

If I would want to make a full time switch there’s need to be a user base large enough to support niche interests without seeing a sad little 2 subscribers in 4 versions of the same thing all on a different instance. None active.

Don’t get me wrong, I use them. But it’s not exclusive.

Unpause, wassup?

You’re a good friend. More people should normalize cheating in math. It’s bullshit they didn’t let us use the tools we would have irl.

If America didn’t require a car to live in so many places, I’d support a single strike aggressive driving license revocation policy.

Death machines not found in the sacred texts are a privilege not a right.